Carly Rae Jepsen’s ubiquitous hit single has been reinterpreted by everyone from the cast of Star Wars to the President of the United States, but this is the best yet: a heartfelt paean to the buttery biscuit-based snacks that are his raison d’etre from Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster.

‘You’ve got cookie,’ he growls plaintively. ‘Share it, maybe?’